My ideal mate is very particular. First of all, her name has to start with an O. That way, whatever her real name is, i can nickname her Ozzie in remembrance of Ozzie Smith. Also along those lines, that girl has to be an avid Cardinal fan, and everything that comes along with that, like brains because every Cardinal fan is a genius.
Looks are easy. For some weird reason i notice eye width right away so her eyes have to be a certain distance from each other; too close and you can't trust her. I think the rest of her body goes without saying. A height between 5'6 and 5'10 is acceptable, taller is better though because then our kids might be good at baseball.
As far as personality goes, she has to be nice. Other than that, as long as she doesn't complain a lot, i'm pretty much set.
And she has to be a good cook.
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Okay, I get the good cook thing, but what is so bad about short girls. For your information short girl are more fun and the Ozzie thing just weird.
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