Redo

If i could redo one decision in my life, it would be that left turn i made in Bloomington on December 17th 2006 at 4:42 pm. Now, i know what your thinking, "how can a left turn make you life change?" Well, quite simply actually. If i would have made a right at that intersection i would have been several minutes earlier to the mall. If i was several minutes earlier to the mall, then i wouldn't have missed the big sale on hats at hatworld. If i wouldn't have missed the big sale on hats, then i would have purchased a cardinals cap. If i would have purchased that cardinals cap, then i would have worn in to the game that following spring. If i would have worn it to the game, i would have caught a homerun in it, but not just any homerun. The hat i was wearing would have changed the wind patterns which would have made the homerun i caught to be Albert Pujols' 6th home run of the day. That feat has never been done before. So when i caught the ball, they would show the highlight all over sportscenter and local news stations. Later that week i would have gotten a call from ESPN offering me a job. After getting the job, i would have slowly moved up the corporate ladder and eventually became a sportscaster on television. Once on television, i would have a lot of influence on young people that look up to me. One little kid watching the show, his name would have been Alex Cureall, would have been inspired by my sportscasting. Alex would then grow up to find the cure for AIDS.

So, in summary, if i would have made that right turn instead of a left, AIDS would be cured.