I have a lot to look forward in the coming week and month. In 9 days, I will be graduating from the hell hole people like to call high school. It wasn't a complete waste of time, as i met a lot of great people and learned some good stuff, but for the most part I could have probably come to about 50% of school and still got the same out of it.
I am also looking forward to the last weekend in May; State baseball tournament time. Hopefully, i'll be playing in the games, but if not I'll still be in attendance to watch some great baseball games.
After that it's pretty simple. I'm really looking forward to getting out on my own and college in the fall and eventually graduating and earning barrels of money.
The thing i'm most looking forward to is winning the lottery on June 3rd, 2009. That's gonna be awesome.
Friday, May 9, 2008
Friday, May 2, 2008
Top Ten reasons Betsy Klaus does not come to school
1.) Laziness - Betsy is best known for her lackadaisical attitude toward important things such as school work.
2.) Sickness - Betsy is also well known for her mysterious illnesses. Nosebleeds, headaches, and sore ankles are just a few of her classic excuses.
3.) Trying to get suspended - My personal favorite, why would someone want to be suspended? Betsy has your answer; a three day vacation off of school.
4.) Forgetfulness - Often have the words "is it really Monday?" flowed from Betsy's mouth. Yes Betsy, there are only two days each weekend.
5.) Car Troubles - Betsy has wrecked more cars than the past three years of NASCAR has combined. When asked about this, her response is simple, "It's not my fault"
6.) Distance - "People don't realize how far Danvers really is from Olympia. Honestly, sometimes i have to pack a snack just so i don't die of starvation on my way to school." Betsy Klaus, October 2007
7.) Gas Prices - I actually can't blame her for this. Gas is getting unpredictably expensive these days, and with Betsy's driving habits, the cost is sending her to the poor house.
8.) Laziness - Had to be listed twice. Seriously, Garfield is more active than Betsy some days.
9.) Daylight Savings Time - Betsy, contrary to popular acceptance, does not observe daylight savings time. To her, it's actually 4am on a saturday when school starts on monday.
10.) SARS - Betsy has SARS, we're working on a cure.
Betsy Klaus, Mrs McCartney's personal headache
2.) Sickness - Betsy is also well known for her mysterious illnesses. Nosebleeds, headaches, and sore ankles are just a few of her classic excuses.
3.) Trying to get suspended - My personal favorite, why would someone want to be suspended? Betsy has your answer; a three day vacation off of school.
4.) Forgetfulness - Often have the words "is it really Monday?" flowed from Betsy's mouth. Yes Betsy, there are only two days each weekend.
5.) Car Troubles - Betsy has wrecked more cars than the past three years of NASCAR has combined. When asked about this, her response is simple, "It's not my fault"
6.) Distance - "People don't realize how far Danvers really is from Olympia. Honestly, sometimes i have to pack a snack just so i don't die of starvation on my way to school." Betsy Klaus, October 2007
7.) Gas Prices - I actually can't blame her for this. Gas is getting unpredictably expensive these days, and with Betsy's driving habits, the cost is sending her to the poor house.
8.) Laziness - Had to be listed twice. Seriously, Garfield is more active than Betsy some days.
9.) Daylight Savings Time - Betsy, contrary to popular acceptance, does not observe daylight savings time. To her, it's actually 4am on a saturday when school starts on monday.
10.) SARS - Betsy has SARS, we're working on a cure.
Betsy Klaus, Mrs McCartney's personal headache
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